Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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