Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I want a musical about memes.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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