Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship