My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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