Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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