so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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