My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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