btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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