Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it was like eating out sand paper
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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