I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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