so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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