I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How does it feel to date your dad?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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