I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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