Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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