i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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