Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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