i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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