Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
tell me about the fingering
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