all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
