She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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