Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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