What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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