if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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