Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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