What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Brb crying the tears of my youth
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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