some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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