There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
it's great music for shaving your balls
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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