So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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