hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
