If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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