so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You made out with two different species that night
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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