I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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