9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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