ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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