It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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