Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i think im in europe. pls send help
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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