Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
tonight lets celebrate not being married
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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