Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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