i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.