***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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