why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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