his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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