Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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