id be glad to
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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