Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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