i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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