i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
