Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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