Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
