There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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