Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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