was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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