I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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