his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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