let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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